February 2012
Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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That awkward moment when
People post something with so many mistakes, but you don’t want to be a dick and reblog to correct everything in case they get upset. I don’t feel like starting a war over tumblr. So, I’m not going to even refer to the post, just comment that things like this irritate me. This is my life. Just sayin’…
Hitler was not half-Jewish. Partially, very distantly Jewish and a...
awkwardbirds:
I get really intense about...
“I exist, that is all, and I find it nauseating.”
– Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea (via kidbethi)
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
colewarner asked: bleh why can't i sleep?
“I don’t care who’s being killed, he thought. I don’t care what crusades are...”
– THE FAVOURITE GAME by leonard cohen (via ordinaryeternalmachinery)
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I want to have sex with Leonard Cohen. Doesn't...
But instead, I’m going to bed and getting up early to do homework. Good night, my dears. May your lives and dreams not be as filled with sexual frustration as mine. -N. But…just to make you the right amount of angsty, here’s a picture of young Leonard Cohen. Go read one of his books if you want to drive yourself insane.
(I would also settle for his daughter, she’s...
accioalicia asked: Meow.
